[The screen opens to Fran sitting down at a table, resting his head in one of his hands and looking at the camera with a dour expression. Save for the ever-present frog hat, nothing about him seems to be animal-like. Weird. Fran's never been lucky enough to skip an event. ]

[A fly buzzes around his head lazily.]

Now you guys know how it feels, huh. ( Read more... )